Saturday, May 21, 2016

The Abridged SciFi List: TV Edition


This is The Abridged SciFi List: TV Edition.
Each has a photo and a ten second synopsis. The photos are just pictures of the main character cast - basically the worst photos I could have chose for this sort of thing - because frak you that's why.

Star Trek 

A western based in outer-space
Alien of the week
Space Madness
Energy beings
Time travel out the wazoo





Star Trek: The Next Generation

A western based in outer-space but with tree hugging and friendship for communism
Alien of the week
Space Madness
Energy beings
Sometimes some science stuff, gadget stuff
FREAKING SPACE ZOMBIES
(Star Trek fictional universe)


Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Drama based in outer-space
Alien of the week
Space Madness
Energy beings
Sometimes some science stuff, gadget stuff, religious overtones  
Politics based on World War II
FREAKING SPACE ZOMBIES
(Star Trek fictional universe) 

Star Trek: Voyager

Gilligan's Island based in outer-space
Alien of the week
Space Madness
Sometimes some science stuff, gadget stuff
FREAKING SPACE ZOMBIES
(Star Trek fictional universe)









Star Trek: Enterprise

A western based in outer-space but with time travel out the wazoo
Tried so hard
Got so far
But in the end, it didn't even matter
Gadgets and stuff
References to other Star Treks
FREAKING SPACE ZOMBIES








Babylon 5

Kinda like if Deep Space Nine and The X-Files had a baby, but it came first
There's not really a huge rift between Star Trek and Star Wars fans like everyone who isn't a nerd wants there to be, but damn Babylon 5 fans used to strait up murder Star Trek fans like Bloods and Crips in a lock-in at the community center.




Alien Nation

Police procedural
Aliens come to Earth and are regular butt heads like everyone else.
They're all bald and speckled and get drunk off of milk.


Space: Above and Beyond

I'm not really sure - it's like space battles and aliens and stuff and it's pretty good and I wish they would bring it back but not as a reboot because I hate those just keep the old story and add on to it dammit stop re-hashing stuff and write!









The X-Files

Monster of the week and/or government conspiracies, in that order.
(X-Files fictional universe)








Millennium


Crime procedural
The X-Files Jr. Government conspiracies and/or monster of the week, in that order.
(X-Files fictional universe)









The Lone Gunman

I think that there was some computer hacking and conspiracy stuff
(X-Files fictional universe)


Freaky Links

Really wanted to be The X-Files.
People investigated creepy stuff
(X-Files fictional universe)












Harsh Realm

There was like a government virtual reality thing that broke and went crazy and some people gt stuck in there and that's about it
(X-Files fictional universe)













Earth: Final Conflict

Aliens come to Earth and claim that they wanna be friends
There's some conspiracy stuff and general action shootout stuff but with sometimes aliens and sometimes monster of the week.
The Roddenberry are responsible for this, but it's not in the Star Trek fictional universe




Farscape

If The X-Files and Star Trek had a baby
Pretty good






Stargate: SG1

Claims to be based on the movie
Lots of action, decent story arc
Alien of the week sometimes
Conspiracy stuff sometimes
Star Trek actors sometimes
Kinda like Star Trek in that they go to other planets
References to MacGyver in the blooper reels
(Stargate fictional universe)
"Aim High"

Stargate: Atlantis 

Like Stargate: SG1 if it was all nerds















Not a TV show, but I'm putting this here anyway. I'll do one for each episode if I ever do part two of this list.

The Star Wars Franchise

A conglomeration of Samurai stories, pirate stories, The Godfather, and Lord of the Rings, set in space, with swords that are like lasers for some reason. Also, space combat and a big "ultimate power" weapon, so basically World War II
(Star Trek fictional universe - and I can prove it, so suck it!)