BackTrack 5 (Ubuntu 10.04) Tor/Vidalia/Privoxy for newbs and n00bs

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Too long; Didn't read.

Here's a tech post to my "whatever" blog. I'd like to say that I'll do a bunch of these on a regular basis, but, remember my post Angry CyberPunk Review No.1? Well, I said I'd being doing that all the time too, and guess what, I've only done one. I'd like to do more, but I don't have the time. "You just need time management." STFU. No I don't. Time management is bullshit. I don't have any time to manage. I can't just pull time out of my ass.

BTW, all my posts on my "whatever" blog are to be considered NSFW because of foul language.

Do this to piss people off

Okay kiddos, here's what you do:

First, get to your victim's computer. Press and hold the left [shift↑] key and [alt] key at the same time, press the [prnt scrn] button and release all keys. Then select "yes". Now, hold the [num lock] key for five seconds and then select "yes". Finally, press the right [shift↑] key five times in a row and select "yes".

Now RUN!

They're screen colors are messed up and buttons beep for no good reason.

EPIC WIN