Sun Tzu said: "On the battlefield, there can be no question as to the clarity of the general's orders."
Sun Tzu said: "Know yourself, and know your enemy, and you shouldn't fear the outcome of a thousand battles."
Sun Tzu said: "When fighting on uneven ground, do not fight an uphill battle."
Sun Tzu said: "Be weary of spies."
Sun Tzu said: "Disguise a small army to appear large, cause a large army to appear small."
Sun Tzu said: "An enemy spy given incorrect information can be your greatest weapon"
Sun Tzu said: "Do not fight until all other avenues have been exhausted. Any battle that must be fought is already lost as a failure of diplomacy. Convince your enemy to defect or surrender, and you shall win the battle without firing a single arrow, or the clang of a single sword."
Dr. Ken Jeong said: "War is upon you. Prepare to suck the dick of Karma."
DISCLAIMER: There are countless translations of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, each with slightly different iterations of these quotes, therefor I am paraphrasing. The quote from Dr. Ken Jeong is exact. It was given in American English circa 2008 C.E., and therefor requires no translation for an English speaking American audience.
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